sinningisc00l

If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that’s the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million

i’m not really sure what the difference between loving someone and being in love is, but i think that i’m in love with you. i’ve never felt this way about anyone. nobody else had made me feel as safe, as happy, as content, as warm. i could go on. i’m not really sure what to say other than i love you, but that’s not enough. i truly do love you more than i can express. i love being in love with you

send me a 🔪 if you would stab me on the senate floor!

sirgnomethegiant:

I’m envisioning Caesar hearing “mmm whatcha say” restarting 23 times before he dies for good.

you would not believe your abs

schmergo:

if 23 Roman stabs

creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

(Source: k5ataskia0z8o)

thebootydiaries:

You: later gator
Me, an intellectual: the future holds a large reptile

(Source: aggressively-awkward)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

(Source: yeoja)

chillxmami:

i’m such a nice person and i give way too many chances so just imagine how badly you’d have to fuck up for me to tell you that i don’t care

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It’s not your fault that I have been betrayed before, but I wish you understood that it’s hard for me to let my walls down.

—Things I realized when I couldn’t let people in, part IV (via thingsirealizedwhen)

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I never hurt, I never cried so hard as the day I discovered that I was not enough for you.
But in the end it taught me how to be enough for myself.

—Andrew (via writersblockedmind)

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Don’t take for granted the love this life gives you.

—Tim McGraw (via countrywords)

let’s get it straight.

tornadofroses:

No one makes smile like you. The thing is, that you make me happy. You walked into my life when it seemed like the rest of the world walked out. You have been always there. Ups and downs, you were there. You are there. I never need to pretend when I am around you,when I am talking to you, when I am with you. You seem to pick up that something is wrong before anyone else does and you know exactly what to say to make it all okay, even if it’s only for a little while,it helps. The thing is, I love you. Thank you for everything.